Because it's been five and a half years, we think it's news that co-creator of Dorothy's Derby Chronicles, Undertaker's Daughter, #DOA with Rocky Mountain Rollergirls, has finally purchased new skates. What this should tell you is that U.D. or Taker, as she is sometimes known, is hoping to skate for another five years on these brand new kickin' skates. If you are wondering about new skates, check out Derby Dish tomorrow, where Dorothy will dish about when it's time to get new skates and how to choose them. Dorothy will tell you...don't wait five years.